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Would you believe we have such idiots as head of a big Giant monopolistic
Government Linked Company in Malaysia.      Malaysia Boleh!  Ya 1 MALAYSIA
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mAYBE, THERE SHOULD BE MOREOF THIS EVENTS OF SHUTTING OFF THE POWER -Weekly
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KUALA LUMPUR — Tenaga Nasional Berhad (TNB), Malaysia's premier energy
provider today announced that they were taking legal action against the
World Wildlife Foundation (WWF) for organising the Earth Hour, a global
movement that makes a stand against climate change by turning off all
non-essential lights and electrical equipment for an hour every year.
In a Press conference, TNB president and CEO Dato' Sri Che Khalib Mohd Noh
said that the annual worldwide symbolic gesture, which this year would be
observed this Saturday at 8.30pm, is nothing more than an 'arrogant and
thoughtless viral movement' aimed to hurt power companies such as TNB.
CHE KHALIB: These people are inconsiderate
 
"Obviously these green-minded fellows think they're really cute, organising
such an irresponsible campaign," said Che Khalib angrily. "They say 'turn
off your lights for an hour' and people do. I bet that really makes them
feel all powerful.
"What these western colonialists fail to grasp is how such drastic action
affects the poor companies like us. One hour of unused electricity means an
hour of wastage for TNB. Did you know that last year's Earth Hour costed us
millions in unrealised revenue?" asked Che Khalib, seething.
"How do you think that affected our production? We couldn't exactly turn off
our power plants just because a large number of Malaysians turn off their
lights at the same time. So imagine all that wasted energy.
"This year, we expect even more people to fall for this global con-job,"
added Che Khalib. "So there'll be more lights turned off. KL alone would be
engulfed in darkness. Yes, sure, it may seem fun to some, running around in
complete darkness. But that also means TNB would get less money. Tell me,
what am I supposed to say to the kids of this electrical technician when we
can't give bonus this year?" asked Che Khalib, as he pointed to a TNB staff
manning the lights for the Press conference.
He added, "In light of such inconsiderate actions by these tree huggers, TNB
has no choice but to take legal action against the Earth Hour organisers,
WWF. We'll wait for our accountants to come back with the loss figure after
this year's Earth Hour, and we plan to sue them for that same amount. We may
even add a hundred million ringgit or so, to teach them a lesson."
Che Khalib also reminded Malaysians to ignore the Earth Hour, calling it a
'cultural invasion, a concerted assault by extreme liberal forces aimed to
destabilise poorer nations'.
"We are Malaysians, and we should be proud of our lights. Every night we
should go out and see the beautiful sparkling lights in our city skylines.
Don't be ashamed of the lights," said Che Khalib, as he unveiled a set of
pictures showing the Petronas Twin Towers and the surrounding buildings
consequently going dark during last year's Earth Hour.

DARK TIMES: KLCC buildings going dark last year
 
"See this? See how ugly, gloomy and dark the last picture is? God knows how
many people tripped over things and hurt themselves in the complete
darkness, not to mention the number of bad people going around doing naughty
things, knowing the authorities could not see them.
"Let's reverse the order of these pictures this year, and fight for the
rights to our lights," continued Che Khalib. "Let's unite as 1Malaysia, and
tell these green terrorists that we will not go dark! We will not switch
off! Let's tell them that we love our lights!
"POWERRR... EXTREME!" he screamed, as powerful clusters of foglamps flooded
the conference room with ultra-bright and hot light, temporarily blinding
everyone present, and signalling the end of the Press conference.

Kevin Teh
Environmental Engineer

Opus International Consultants
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